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This is the section of MosesNews.com where we present entertainment tailored to our Loyal Following. If anyone would like to submit a guest post, send me an email to DonMosesLerman@gmail.com.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

 

How Hot Dogs Are Made....

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Zhychick To Open School of Competitve Eating

News Flash!!!
Gustoff Zychick undergoes emergency colostomy.
Cousin Chubby refuses doctor's orders to receive stomach bypass.

Fans this is Cousin Chubby, a sad note yesterday Gustoff Zhychick underwent a colostomy after years of dealing with a double hernia and wearing a truss. He wants his fans to know he is well and when he gets home he will start his school of competitive eating. Learn all aspects of competitive eating: How to eat a wet roll, The 2 handed pelmeni method, Dunking the dog, Japenesing (separating the dog from bun), Learn wing stripping, Hamburger shredding, and much more will be taught by the ultimate master of competitive eating Gustoff Zhychick. Tuition will start at $10,000 for a six month course.

As you know I refused stomach bypass surgery however I will be going on a diet along with don moses this fall and will limit myself to only 2 chinese buffets a week.

Stay well,
cousin chubby


*****  click to hear Zhychick speak from his assistant living quarter s at Brighton beach N.Y. 



 

What's up George Shea 's Sleeve ?

http://www.gerryriskin.com/law-firm-strategy-does-cravath-have-an-ace-up-its-sleeve.html  Pete Czerwinski/Brad Sciullo does he want him back( Brad Sciullo)?there are so many top notch table enders looking to exel with a major public relation blitz ,so why does he look to Czerwinski?

 

Don Lerman Eating White Castles For Pleasure...


Tuesday, April 28, 2009

 

5 of the Oddest Food Eating Contests in the World

*Featuring Don  Lerman's Butter and Bean record!
by gizelle@tripatlas.com
July 15, 2008


Eating ContestYou've no doubt heard of rib-eating contest, hot dog and burger eating contests, pizza or sausage contests. But what about blueberry pie (hands free!), baked beans, pizza, birthday cake, cabbage, cow brains, mayonnaise, peanut butter + jelly sandwiches, pig's feet - or even The Turkey Testicle Festival in Byron or Huntley, Illinois?

If you thought those were weird - well, these eating contests take "odd," "crazy," and "weird" foods to a new level. Some have been deemed so controversial - not just by PETA - that they have been banned. 

So, check out our list and eat your heart out at these Competitive Eating Contests. One of the most famous of today's eaters include Kobayashi, international world-eating champion, whose records include 17.7 pounds of cow brains (that's 57 brains from 57 cows) in 15 minutes and 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes. In 2008, Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi tied 59 hot dogs in 10 minutes. An overtime round was held where the first to finish the 5 hot dogs on their plates would win. Chestnut finished in 50 seconds, just 7 seconds before Kobayashi. Women competitive eaters include Sonya Thomas, Carlene LeFevre and Juliet Lee.

5 of the Oddest Eating Contests in the World

Oddly enough, most of these contests are found in the United States. For more info, check out the International Federation of Competitive Eating


SPAMARAMASPAMARAMA Festival SPAMBURGER Eating Contest
SPAMARAMA Festival at Waterloo Park in Austin, Texas

At the annual SPAMARAMA Festival, you'll find events like the SPAMALYMPICS and the SPAM Disc Shoot, the SPAM Can Relay, a SPAM Cook-Off and a SPAMBURGER Eating Contest. Richard LeFevre holds the current record from 2004 when he ate 6 pound of SPAM in 12 minutes. Regular hot dogs and burgers is one thing, but SPAM? Does SPAM even count as food?!

 


Corn DogsErotic Corn Dog Eating Contest
Iowa State Fair in Des Moines, Iowa

The Iowa State Fair takes place near Des Moines, Iowa. For the past four years, the Des Moine Classic Rock 95KGGO-FM station has run a "Erotic Corndog Eating Contest," but this year, the contest was axed because it was deemed as inappropriate. Competitors 18 years and older are allowed to compete. All competitors thus far have been women - who are given 30 seconds to demonstrate erotic techniques on a corndog. Enough said. The 2008 Iowa State Fair takes place August 7 to 17.

 


Eating Mice in the Become a Jackass Contest
Some Pub in Brisbane, Australia

This one wins for being odd, disgusting and cruel at the same time. In 2004, a local pub in Brisbane set up a contest for a "Jackass"-like stunt show. The contest included 12 dares, including: eating a bird fee cup of maggots, pouring cockroaches over your head, setting off a mouse trap on tongues, shooters of fish oil and Tabasco - and chewing the tail off two live mice, and then chewed on their bodies - one contestant spit out the mouse, while the other swallowed. The contestants won some few hundred dollars but were forced to pay court fines of over a thousand.

 


MayoButter and Mayo Eating Contest
Coney Island Fourth of July at Coney Island in Brooklyn,New York City

At Nathan's Famous World Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island, held every July the 4th, you'll observe more than just the famous eating contest in the world, but a display of eating that Homer Simpson would be proud of.

Meet Oleg Zhornitskiy, 36 years old and 165 pounds who consumed 4x32-ounce jars of mayonnaise in 8 minutes. Thought that was bad? What about Don Lerman, who holds the record for eating 7 quarter-pound sticks of salted butter in 5 minutes - as well as eating 6 pounds of baked beans in 1 minute. Congrats on winning the prize money, clogged arteries and a heart attack.

 


Crocodile EggsCrocodile Egg Eating Competition
Pattaya Crocodile Farm in PattayaThailand

At the Pattaya Crocodile Farm, you'd think it would be bad for business - to eat the eggs of your crocodiles. The competition takes place every May 1st, which is also Thai Labor Day. The first person to finish consuming 10 boiled crocodile eggs wins 10,000 Baht. Both foreigners and Thai are welcome to participate and the celebrations are often presided over by the Minister of Health. Crocodile eggs have been considered a delicacy in Thailand's eastern region for hundreds of years.


 

Paul Porkslap, I'm gunning For You, See You at The Go!Go! Curry Coral


 

Hot Dog Season is Here! Good luck to All Entries



Sunday, April 26, 2009

 

Watch Don Lerman win Hands Free Ice Cream Contest

 video of Don Lerman's victory at the hands-free eating contest

Friday, April 24, 2009

 

People Line up to Qualify at GO! Go! Curry

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OLGA ''THE OLD Gal'' SAYS I WANT TO BE RANKED !





OLGA ''THE OLD GAL'' SAY I WANT TO BE RANKED... OLGA SAYS THAT ITS TIME THAT THE IFOCE or AICE  RANKED HER , OLGA SAYS JUST BRING ON SONYA OR THE GAL SONE . I CAN BEAT THEM. OLGA WHO IS HOPING FOR A SPOT AT THE NATHAN'S THIS YEAR SAYS I CAN PROVE THAT I'M #1

Thursday, April 23, 2009

 

Don Lerman's Back!


 

Angry Fans Beat Gustoff Zhychick



http://donmoseslerman.com/mosesnews/mosesnews/2007_04_01_archive.htmlGustoff Zhychick was beaten yesterday for his so called bad calls as a Judge at the borst drinking contetsin keve Urkraine , fans said that he didn't count liquid borst debree at the table and said that the 3rd place winner should be placed last , hence an angry fan beat him ...end 

 

Dale Boone May Enter The Fray At Curry Contest

Don Lerman Picture with Dale Boone at Pumpkin pie Contest
*a post on Eat Feats  says that Dale Boone will enter the Cuury qualifier on his return fromIndia


 

Comparing Beans 2004 To Go!Go1 Curry2009

*Click Here to watch Bean videoight click here to download as a wmv file

Six lbs

\of Beans in 1min. 46se comparing toCurry

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

 

Beautiful Brian Set To Enter AC Citifield and Va Nathans




BrianSeiken shown her in2004practicing for Nathans at Don Lerman's back yard is determaned to get in this year I firs met Brian back in 2001 at Belmont track qualifier . We at moses News ..Com wish him well..end

 

Special on News 12. A Moses News Online Exclusive

http://www.donmoseslerman.com/mosesnews/mosesnews/Ed Jarvis On News 12 L.I. appeared on news12 L.I.Today to promote his Ed Jarvis on New 12 Long Island, April 22, 2008 talking about his goal to loose weight. weight loss, Ed jarvis who droped 100 lbs this year has a personel trainer,once he used to train to eat now he trains to eat right and exersise..
http://www.dreamstime.com/hand-pointing-image798265Cookie has lost: 42.6lbs
Current Total: 399
12 Week Goal: 366.6
Future Goal: 265

 

An apology from Moses News .Com

An Apology From Moses News .Com

 We at Moses news.Com Have been experencing technical difficulties for many months  the posts from readers were not coming to either  my blog or my e-mail, we have worked it out  , feel free to post and have your thoughts posted in a timely fashion ,Thank You  and sorry for the inconvenance....Don ''Moses'' Lerman and the staff at Moses News.Com

 

Moses Takes 1s Place at Ice Cream Contest!

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video of Don Lerman's victory at the hands-free eating contest
Don Lerman Wins Ice crean Contest in Levittown N.Y.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

 

Can Don Lerman Return To His Former Form?YES, NO OR PERHAPS?


DON LERMAN SAYS THAT HE WILL RETURN TO HIS FORMER FORM AND BE  A FORCE TO BE WRECKONED WITH, AT 60 HE SAYS I  HAVEN'T FELT THIS GOOD IN 10 YEARS SINCE I WON THE MATZAH BALLS BACK IN 2000 . RIGHT NOW i'M HAVING A BALL  Don lerman flanked by sonya Thomas and  kobayashi

 
Posted by PicasaDon Lerman's 60th Birthday party

Saturday, April 11, 2009

 
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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

 

Happy Passover From The Staff At Moses News .Com

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Wednesday, April 01, 2009

 
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