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Monday, November 24, 2008

 

Don" Moses" Lerman strives to break Guinness Record for World's Fattest Man

At a current weight of 758lbs, all of Don Lerman's fans have been
mailing him food & buffet gift certificates to help him reach his goal
of 1075lbs. A high profile Fork Lift company has already agreed to
sponsor Don when he hits the record weight to crane him out of the
house into the street of all his cheering fans. An X has already been
earmarked on his bedroom wall to blast through when the joyous day
finally comes. To find out more info on how to send frozen steaks,
gift cards, or food to the Don Lerman Mission to 1075lbs, please send
an email to DonMosesLerman@Gmail.com. All participants in the Lerman
Drive for Personal Hunger will be named on the site as contributors to
the Guinness Record.

Comments:
Don:
I really like the new political bent of your website.
I always thought you would make a great political pundit. Any chance you may make a run for Hilary's position in Senate if she decides to take the Obama offer?
You could run as the world's Fattest Fat Cat.
 
Don:
I really like the new political bent of your website.
I always thought you would make a great political pundit. Any chance you may make a run for Hilary's position in Senate if she decides to take the Obama offer?
You could run as the world's Fattest Fat Cat.
 
So Don, the forklift company is a go, I've been on the phone with them all day and they were having problems fixing the body harness to the lift arm..they said that the zg2100 body harness wont work..something about the clamps not connecting properly..The last thing we want to happen is to have your massive body sliding from the harness at 50 feet..Im sure your fans would be disappointed to see you explode like a vat of gelatin on the concrete. Here is the solution. I contacted a local butcher and believe it or not, they are going to donate one of their cattle harnesses to the Don Lerman Mission..The forklift company was able to connect the cattle harness with ease, so we should have no problem getting you out of there..from what I gather, the cattle harness is very similar to the human harness but it can hold up to 2 tons of weight, so we are good to go. Also my neighbor Portia Schleckman has sent u a box of frozen ribs..she wishes you luck!

-Ricky
 
I know you'll get the record and hope I can be in New York when they break down the wall of your house and declare you the world champion.
After that you can rent yourself out as a human billboard.
It should go without saying that you are a PR genious; but I'll say it:
You're a PR genious!
Coondog
 
I know you'll get the record and hope I can be in New York when they break down the wall of your house and declare you the world champion.
After that you can rent yourself out as a human billboard.
It should go without saying that you are a PR genious; but I'll say it:
You're a PR genious!
Coondog
 
when you refer to him as PR genious does that mean pathetic retard or public relations? I thought you refrained from going on any website that is pro ifoce
 
when you refer to him as PR genious does that mean pathetic retard or public relations? I thought you refrained from going on any website that is pro ifoce
 
Have you broke the 800 pound mark yet?
Coonie
 
Have you broke the 800 pound mark yet?
Coonie
 
not yet
 
How is the quest going?
With the holidays here should be a great time to put on afew hundred pounds.
Coon
 
How is the quest going?
With the holidays here should be a great time to put on afew hundred pounds.
Coon
 
ITs a struggle at this time of year , but I'm trying
 
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