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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

 
Thank You For Not Smoking!

No Smoking Allowed in this Restaurant!
If you light up a cigarette in a restaurant , not only will they throw you out but proberly call the cops as well and you'll either be carted away or receive a hefty fine or both , but the shame of it is that you can sit there and fart and they can't do a thing to you, yes its true smoking is outlawed farting is acceptable in your favorite eatery. I was recently in a Ti restaurant sitting in the next to last booth, when all of a sudden someone in the booth behind me let one rip, it ruined my meal . I would preferred to have someone smoking a big white owl and there was nothing the waiter could do , also the in justice in the world you can spit on the subway platform and get a $350fine but if you puke you get no fine at all. My suggestion s always carry a can of freshener spray with you. at the end of the meal I discovered it was the waiter who was letting them loose , cutting the cheese not another patron. End Of story he got skwat for a tip which he should have made in the men's room to begin with..end .

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