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Sunday, August 02, 2009

 
Don Lerman Nearly Chocks To Death On Hot Dog Roll.I had company over for some barbecue today,when my company went home there was 4 hot dog buns left over, about 9:45pm I decided to finish the buns , I picked up the first bun and ate it , I started on the 2ND , and the bun got enlarged in my throat. I was alone , I panicked , I wasn't able to breath, I was dieing ,and I knew that if i didn't chock up the roll that I would be dead in a matter of a minute or so. I tried the Heimlich maneuver on my chair , it didn't work , I was too fat
. I drank some hot water to soften up the roll and forced it down my throat , by the grace of G-d it worked . G-d had punished me for pigging out on Hot Dog Rolls. I must stress never practice for a contest alone, its not worth it , this was awake up call to put the brakes on needless eating and stick to my diet.end
Heimlich maneuver on oneselfI

Comments:
do not try this at home!
 
A footnote to my story, I'm all black and blue where I attempted to give myself the Heimlich maneuver , I was apparently pounding my upper body into the chair and center kitchen island in my panic stricken state trying to free the hot dog bun from my throat
 
haha this story still brings tears to my eyes... from laughter. I saw the bruises first hand! you're stomach is not above your chest bone!
 
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