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Sunday, June 25, 2006

GOLDSTEIN TAKES L.I.DUCKS
ALLAN ''THE SHREDDER'' GOLDSTEIN WINS L. I. DUCKS WITH 21 1/2 HDB. GOLDSTEIN WHO PRACTICED FOR MONTHS WINS TO MAKE IT INTO NATNANS ON THE 4TH OF JULY.
---------------------------------------------------------------------BERTOLETTI WINS ALLANTA
BERTOLETTI SECURES HIS SPOT AT NATHANS THIS YEAR EATING 33 HDB
SAM VISE TAKES 2ND WITH 20
DALE BOONE THIRD WITH 18
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SHOUDT TAKES SHOO FLY PIE
UPDATE TO FOLLOW

*A NOTE TO MY READERSHIP MY LIBRARY OF PICTURES IS IN MY OTHER COMPUTER .SO BEAR WITH ME WILL I MAKE THE TRANSFER THIS WEEK

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 10:30 AM 1 comments

Friday, June 23, 2006

PAT PHILBIN WINS MOLLY PITCHERS
DON LERMAN GOES ON HIATUS TO LOSS WEIGHT, PICTURES TO FOLLOW SOON.....
PAT 221/ CAPTURE FIRST PLACE
ALLAN GOLDSTEIN 20 1/2 FOR SECOND
ARTURO RIGS 151/2 FOR THIRD
BRIAN SEIKEN12.5
DQDON LERMAN 15
THIS IS DON LERMAN SPEAKING IT WAS AN EMBARRASSMENT FOR ME TO LOSE IN THIS FASHION TODAY, IT WASN'T MY SURGERY IT WAS MY WEIGHTAND THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T PRACTICE ENOUGH.IN 2001 I ATE 5 HOT DOGS EVERY DAY FROM MARCH TO JULY 4TH , THIS TIME I DIDN'T. THE HEAT WAS A MAJOR FACTOR FOR ME AND THE FACT THAT MY LEGS CAN'T SUPPORT MY BODY TO STAND UP FOR 12 MINUTES . I WILL LOSE THE WEIGHT AND RETURN THIS I PROMISE MY FANS .PAT PHILBIN DID A SPECTACULAR JOB AS WELL AS ALLAN GOLDSTIEN . I WILL SKIP TOMMORROS DUCKS .AND THROW MY SUPPORT TO ALLAN GOLDSTEIN. THE HIGH LITE OF MY DAY WAS BURYING THE HATCHET WITH CRAZY LEGS AND TIM JANUS ,WHO SHOWED THAT THIER REAL MENCHES IN EXTENDING A HANDSHAKE AND GET WELL CARD TO ME , I DIDN'T EXPECT IT AFTER MY TIRADE ON MY BLOG ,WHICH I REGRET THE TONE AND STRIDENCY OF THE ARTICLE . WHEN IT COMES TO CARING ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO PARA PHRASE IN AWAY OF RUDYARD KIPLING YOUR A BETTER MAN THAN I' M .THANK YOU VERY MUCH . I WILLATTEND ED JARVIS RETIREMENT CEROMONY AT THE4TH OF JULY CONTEST ...STAND BY FOR PICTURES TO FOLLOW , AND A SPECIAL THANKS TO THE JUDGE OF THE CONTEST KEVIN LIPSITZ.

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 10:02 PM 0 comments

Monday, June 19, 2006

DON LERMAN UNDERGOES COLONOSCOPY AND REMOVAL OF POLOP .
Today at 10a.m Eastern standard time Don Lerman underwent a colonoscopy and had a polop removed . the surgury went well and he was given a clean bill of health and is ready to do battle at M olly Pitchers and if neccesary The ducks .
Inother news BOB Shoudt wins THE Shea Staduim Nathans qualifier with 29 hdb
CHIP SIMPSON WINS mall of America with 38hdb
PAT berteleti 2nd with 32 hdb

In other news Tim Janus wins Johnsvill Brat Contest with 29
Frank Wach 20
Tim Brown 19

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 6:47 PM 7 comments

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

NATHANS PICTURES

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 10:43 AM 0 comments

Friday, June 09, 2006

DON LERMAN'S DAY OLD BREAD STORE CIRCA 1976
I WISH I HAD ENTERED NATHANS BACK IN 1976 .
*pictured is my store with my father and sister in the snap shot

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 9:35 PM 1 comments

Thursday, June 08, 2006

NATHANS UNVEILS HOT DOG TRADING CARDS!

NATHANS HAS PRINTED UP SOME HOTDOG TRADING CARDS AS SEEN ON THE LEFT PICTURE. DON'T EXPECT TO SEE REAL COMPETITIVE EATERS ON THE CARDS , THEY SEEM TO BE IN THE VAIN OF THE GARBAGE PAIL CARDS OF A WHILE BACK, WHY THEY DIDN'T USE ACCUAL CONTESTANTS? WHOS TO SAY , BUT THEY ARE COMICAL IN NATURE .

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 10:46 PM 3 comments

Monday, June 05, 2006

GUSTOFF ZYHCHICK TO TRAIN DON 'MOSES'' LERMAN FOR NATHANS
GUSTOFF ZYHCHICK WILL LEAVE HIS ASSISTANT LIVING QUARTERS IN BRIGHTON BEACH TO TRAIN DON LERMAN FOR THE UPCOMMING NATHANS REGINAL AT MOLLY PITCHERS .

posted by Don "Moses" Lerman # 6:45 PM 2 comments