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Monday, April 30, 2007
WHEN WILL THE JEWISH HALL OF FAME CONCIDER COMPETITIVE EATING A SPORT?
* ENLARGE TO VIEW
MYSELF AND OTHER JEWISH COMPETITIVE EATERS HAVE FOUGHT TO COMPETE AND MAKE CE A SPORT OVER THE YEARS , ITS SAD THAT CE IS OVERLOOKED BY THIS ORGANIZATION , WHAT SANDY KOFAX DID FOR BASEBALL I DID FOR MY SPORT (competitive eating) SAYS DON LERMAN COMPETITIVE EATING BOASTS THE MOST AMOUNT OF JEWISH ATHLETES OF ANY SPORT ITS ABOUT TIME IT WAS RECONIZED....END
* ENLARGE TO VIEWMYSELF AND OTHER JEWISH COMPETITIVE EATERS HAVE FOUGHT TO COMPETE AND MAKE CE A SPORT OVER THE YEARS , ITS SAD THAT CE IS OVERLOOKED BY THIS ORGANIZATION , WHAT SANDY KOFAX DID FOR BASEBALL I DID FOR MY SPORT (competitive eating) SAYS DON LERMAN COMPETITIVE EATING BOASTS THE MOST AMOUNT OF JEWISH ATHLETES OF ANY SPORT ITS ABOUT TIME IT WAS RECONIZED....END
Sunday, April 29, 2007
CRAZY LEGS WINS CORN 
RESULTS JUST IN ...
MORE TO FOLLOW
1ST PLACE CRAZY LEGS CONTI 341/4 EARS OF CORN
2ND PLACE JOE LARUE 331/4 EARS OF CORN
3RD PLACE CHIP SIMPSON 30 EARS OF CORN
4TH PLACE JUSTIN MIH
RESULTS JUST IN ...MORE TO FOLLOW
1ST PLACE CRAZY LEGS CONTI 341/4 EARS OF CORN
2ND PLACE JOE LARUE 331/4 EARS OF CORN
3RD PLACE CHIP SIMPSON 30 EARS OF CORN
4TH PLACE JUSTIN MIH
Saturday, April 28, 2007
COUSIN CHUBBY LOOK ALIKE CONTEST WIN A FREE DON LERMAN TEE SHIRT
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CHARLTON HESTON PASSES OFFICAL ''MOSES'' TORCH TO DON LERMAN ON HIS DEATHBED
CHARLTON HESTON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE MADE ONE LAST COHERENT STATEMENT ,PASSING THE TORCH OF ''MOSES'' TO DON LERMAN . DON LERMAN WHO MEET CHUCK HESTON IN 2001 WHILE FILMING THE GLUTTON BOWL SAID THIS HONOR IS BITTERSWEET, I IDOLIZED HESTON SINCE I FIRST SAW THE MOVIE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS , THOU I APPRECIATE THE HONOR I WOULD RATHER SEE A HEALTHY HESTON...END
*ENLARGE TO READ
* autographed picture by Charlton Heston to Don Lerman
CHARLTON HESTON WHO IS SUFFERING FROM ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE MADE ONE LAST COHERENT STATEMENT ,PASSING THE TORCH OF ''MOSES'' TO DON LERMAN . DON LERMAN WHO MEET CHUCK HESTON IN 2001 WHILE FILMING THE GLUTTON BOWL SAID THIS HONOR IS BITTERSWEET, I IDOLIZED HESTON SINCE I FIRST SAW THE MOVIE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS , THOU I APPRECIATE THE HONOR I WOULD RATHER SEE A HEALTHY HESTON...END
*ENLARGE TO READ
* autographed picture by Charlton Heston to Don Lerman
Friday, April 27, 2007
THE NATIONAL SWEET CORN EATING CONTEST APRIL 29TH FULL RESULTS ON MOSES NEWS .COM
CRAZY LEGS CONTI
VS. JOE LARUE
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK BEATEN BY DISGRUNTLED CONTESTANT AT KAPUSTA CONTEST
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK WAS ATTACKED BY A DISGRUNTLED CONTESTANT AT THE KAPUSTA CONTEST TODAY IN KEIVE UKRAINE, REPORTS SAY THAT ONE CONTESTANT DIDN'T CARE FOR ONE OF HIS CALLS AS A JUDGE . ZHYCHICK STUCK BY HS RULING AND WAS CARRIED OFF THE STAGE AREA AND IS REPORTED DOING WELL. WITH NO INJURIES ZHYCHICK WAS LATER AT THE REVIEWING STAND HONORING THE WINNER ..END
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK WAS ATTACKED BY A DISGRUNTLED CONTESTANT AT THE KAPUSTA CONTEST TODAY IN KEIVE UKRAINE, REPORTS SAY THAT ONE CONTESTANT DIDN'T CARE FOR ONE OF HIS CALLS AS A JUDGE . ZHYCHICK STUCK BY HS RULING AND WAS CARRIED OFF THE STAGE AREA AND IS REPORTED DOING WELL. WITH NO INJURIES ZHYCHICK WAS LATER AT THE REVIEWING STAND HONORING THE WINNER ..ENDTuesday, April 24, 2007
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK WELL AND ABOUT , OFF LIFE SUPPORT
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK IS ON HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN AND IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT HE WILL TRAVEL TO THE UKRAINE NEXT WEEK TO OBSERVE THE ANNUAL KAPUSTA CONTEST BEING HELD THERE AND WILL ACT AS BOTH OBSERVER AND JUDGE . HE WILL THEN GO TO THE SHEA STADIUM NATHANS QUALIFIER AS A REPORTER FOR DON MOSES LERMAN.COM ...END
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK IS ON HIS FEET ONCE AGAIN AND IT HAS BEEN REPORTED THAT HE WILL TRAVEL TO THE UKRAINE NEXT WEEK TO OBSERVE THE ANNUAL KAPUSTA CONTEST BEING HELD THERE AND WILL ACT AS BOTH OBSERVER AND JUDGE . HE WILL THEN GO TO THE SHEA STADIUM NATHANS QUALIFIER AS A REPORTER FOR DON MOSES LERMAN.COM ...ENDFANS UPSET THAT PAY PERVIEW NOT GETTING MANY HITS
THIS IS DON LERMAN SPEAKING , MY ONLY EXPLANATION AS TO WHY THE PAY PER VIEW ON BEAUTIFUL BRIAN HAS NOT GOTTEN THE HITS WE EXPECTED IS THAT PERHAPS LARGE GROUPS OF 20 ARE WATCHING IT ON ONE COMPUTER , YES THAT'S IT , I CAN'T IMAGINE PEOPLE REJECTING US AS AN ENTERTAINMENT SOURCE SO IT MUST BE THAT. MY OTHER EXPLANATION IS THAT PERHAPS EATERS CREDIT CARS HAVE EXPIRED , REGARDLESS OF THE POPULARITY OF THE SHOW I ASSURE MY FANS THAT I WILL BE VOICING MY OPINION ON THIS SITE AND WILL BE A MAJOR FIGURE IN COMPETITIVE EATING WHETHER IT BE AT THE TYPE WRITER RATHER THAN THE EATING TABLE , STAY TUNED TO MOSES NEWS AND DON MOSES LERMAN.COM FOR A FRESH UPDATE SOON AND WHILE YOUR HERE VISIT THE PRESS ROOM AND THE MOSES STORE ...THANK YOU DON LERMAN
THIS IS DON LERMAN SPEAKING , MY ONLY EXPLANATION AS TO WHY THE PAY PER VIEW ON BEAUTIFUL BRIAN HAS NOT GOTTEN THE HITS WE EXPECTED IS THAT PERHAPS LARGE GROUPS OF 20 ARE WATCHING IT ON ONE COMPUTER , YES THAT'S IT , I CAN'T IMAGINE PEOPLE REJECTING US AS AN ENTERTAINMENT SOURCE SO IT MUST BE THAT. MY OTHER EXPLANATION IS THAT PERHAPS EATERS CREDIT CARS HAVE EXPIRED , REGARDLESS OF THE POPULARITY OF THE SHOW I ASSURE MY FANS THAT I WILL BE VOICING MY OPINION ON THIS SITE AND WILL BE A MAJOR FIGURE IN COMPETITIVE EATING WHETHER IT BE AT THE TYPE WRITER RATHER THAN THE EATING TABLE , STAY TUNED TO MOSES NEWS AND DON MOSES LERMAN.COM FOR A FRESH UPDATE SOON AND WHILE YOUR HERE VISIT THE PRESS ROOM AND THE MOSES STORE ...THANK YOU DON LERMANSunday, April 22, 2007
NEW ITEM ON SALE AT THE MOSES STORE SOON ....WOOLY WILLY FEATURING DON LERMAN'S PICTURE
Thursday, April 19, 2007
HURRY GO TO BEAUTIFUL BRIAN . COM TO WATCH THE PAY PER VIEW SHOW ANY WAY YOU CAN
OLGA '' THE OLD GAL'' WINS BABKA SET TO CHALLENGE GAL SONE
OLGA '' THE OLD GAL'' LEFT POLAND TODAY AFTER BEATING THE COMPETITION TO FLY TO N.Y TO BRIGHTON BEACH TO VISIT AN AILING GUSTOOF ZHYCHICK AND IS READY TO CHALLENE GAL SONE AT ANY FOOD OF HER CHOOSING .END
OLGA '' THE OLD GAL'' LEFT POLAND TODAY AFTER BEATING THE COMPETITION TO FLY TO N.Y TO BRIGHTON BEACH TO VISIT AN AILING GUSTOOF ZHYCHICK AND IS READY TO CHALLENE GAL SONE AT ANY FOOD OF HER CHOOSING .ENDTuesday, April 17, 2007
WATCH DON LERMAN ON PAY PER VIEW ON BEAUTIFUL BRIAN .COM & ON WED. ON THE MOSES PRESSROOM THE 2005 NATHANS JULY 4TH CONTEST FEATURING DON LERMAN 
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
BEAUTIFUL BRIANS CORNER SLATED TO RELPACE IMUS IN THE MORNING
A MOSES NEWS EXCLUSIVE
ACORDING TO SOME WELL NAMED SOURCES BEAUTIFUL BRIANS CORNER WILL REPLACE THE DON IMUS MORNING SHOW . THOU THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED AS OF YET . DETAILS ARE DEVELOPING AS WE SPEAK SO STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES ..END
Friday, April 06, 2007
OH NO DON LERMAN AND KRAZY KEVIN FAIL TO COMPLETE BURGER
THE PLACE THE BLACK ROCK TAVERN THE TIME 11PM THURSDAY GRAND OPENING DAY DON''MOSES''LERMAN AND KRAZY KEVIN LIPSITZ MADE A FAILED ATTEMPT AT DESTROYING THE 61/2 LB BURGER , THE PLACE WAS JUMPIN, EXTRA LOAD MUSIC WAS BLARING THE CROWD WAS DANCING SINGING BUT WHEN THEY BROUGHT OUT THE 3 BIG BURGERS ALL EYES WERE ON US THE ENTIRE PLACE STOPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS TO WATCH AND CHEER US ON . THE BURGER WAS A BIT MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR, COOKED WELL TO PERFECTION ,NO COMPLAINT'S . WE STARTED AND SET OUR TIMERS . THE BURGER WAS HOT I DUNKED MINE IN GLASS OF WATER TO COOL IT DOWN, YOU COULDN'T GET A GOOD RHYTHM GOING LIKE CUT BITE , CUT BITE LIKE THE J&R STEAK DUE TO THE VERY SHAPE OF THE BURGER . AT 25 MINUTES IN LORRAINE LIPSITZ , KEVINS WIFE WHO WAS ALSO COMPETING ANNOUNCED THAT WE HAD 35 MIN TO GO ( it was an hour event) SHE COULD HAVE SAID 35 HOURS LEFT BECAUSE AT THAT POINT I WAS SPENT HAVE EATEN NEARLY ALL THE BURGER MINUS DEBRIS AND ONE SIDE OF THE BUN ,I THREW IN THE TOWEL , KEVIN KEEP ON TO THE END HE FINISHED ALL THE BURGER ''CLEAN NO DEBRIS '' BUT NOT THE ROLL ,THE CROWD LOVED US ,THE OWNER SAID THAT HE WOULD LIKE KOBAYASHI TO COME TO HI PLACE TO DO THE CHALLENGE , I GUESS THAT HE WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR LERMAN AND LIPSITZ . MY LOVELY NIECE SHANA WAS ON HAND TO TAKE PICTURES .THIS MAY BE MY SWAN SONG WITH CHALLENGES . I WAS BLOATED TO SAY THE LEAST . BUT WE HAD FUN ..END
THE BURGER
HELP FROM THE CROWD
THE CROWD
THE START
LOOK AT THAT BURGER!
ALL MOST DONE
THE END
THE PLACE THE BLACK ROCK TAVERN THE TIME 11PM THURSDAY GRAND OPENING DAY DON''MOSES''LERMAN AND KRAZY KEVIN LIPSITZ MADE A FAILED ATTEMPT AT DESTROYING THE 61/2 LB BURGER , THE PLACE WAS JUMPIN, EXTRA LOAD MUSIC WAS BLARING THE CROWD WAS DANCING SINGING BUT WHEN THEY BROUGHT OUT THE 3 BIG BURGERS ALL EYES WERE ON US THE ENTIRE PLACE STOPED DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS TO WATCH AND CHEER US ON . THE BURGER WAS A BIT MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR, COOKED WELL TO PERFECTION ,NO COMPLAINT'S . WE STARTED AND SET OUR TIMERS . THE BURGER WAS HOT I DUNKED MINE IN GLASS OF WATER TO COOL IT DOWN, YOU COULDN'T GET A GOOD RHYTHM GOING LIKE CUT BITE , CUT BITE LIKE THE J&R STEAK DUE TO THE VERY SHAPE OF THE BURGER . AT 25 MINUTES IN LORRAINE LIPSITZ , KEVINS WIFE WHO WAS ALSO COMPETING ANNOUNCED THAT WE HAD 35 MIN TO GO ( it was an hour event) SHE COULD HAVE SAID 35 HOURS LEFT BECAUSE AT THAT POINT I WAS SPENT HAVE EATEN NEARLY ALL THE BURGER MINUS DEBRIS AND ONE SIDE OF THE BUN ,I THREW IN THE TOWEL , KEVIN KEEP ON TO THE END HE FINISHED ALL THE BURGER ''CLEAN NO DEBRIS '' BUT NOT THE ROLL ,THE CROWD LOVED US ,THE OWNER SAID THAT HE WOULD LIKE KOBAYASHI TO COME TO HI PLACE TO DO THE CHALLENGE , I GUESS THAT HE WILL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR LERMAN AND LIPSITZ . MY LOVELY NIECE SHANA WAS ON HAND TO TAKE PICTURES .THIS MAY BE MY SWAN SONG WITH CHALLENGES . I WAS BLOATED TO SAY THE LEAST . BUT WE HAD FUN ..END
THE BURGER
HELP FROM THE CROWD
THE CROWD
THE START
LOOK AT THAT BURGER!
ALL MOST DONE
THE END
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
PICTORIAL HISTORY OF DON LERMAN'S AND KEVIN LIPSITZ' SUCCESS AND FAILURES ON CHALLENGES
WINS PINATAS 6LB. BURRITO CHALLENGE
WINS CARNEGI DELI CHALLENGE
FAILED TO FINISH PAULISORUSREX BIG PIZZA
FAILED TO FINISH HAROLD DELI 7 LB SANDWICH
FAILED TO FINISH DENNY'S BIG BURGER
GUSTOOFF ZHYCHICK COLLAPSES , ON LIFE SUPPORT
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK UNDER WENT A COLOSTOMY REVERSAL YESTERDAY AND COLLAPSED . ZHYCHICK WAS AWAKE TO TELL ALL HIS FANS THAT HE WANTS THEIR HOPE AND PRAYER TO GO TO DON LERMAN AND KEVIN LIPSITZ IN THEIR QUEST TO FINISHES THE BIG BURGER TOMMORRO AT THE BLACK ROCK TAVERN. ZHYCHICK WENT ON TO SAY DON'T WORRY I'LL BE ALL RIGHT IN TIME TO WATCH THE NATHANS CONTESTS...END
GUSTOFF ZHYCHICK UNDER WENT A COLOSTOMY REVERSAL YESTERDAY AND COLLAPSED . ZHYCHICK WAS AWAKE TO TELL ALL HIS FANS THAT HE WANTS THEIR HOPE AND PRAYER TO GO TO DON LERMAN AND KEVIN LIPSITZ IN THEIR QUEST TO FINISHES THE BIG BURGER TOMMORRO AT THE BLACK ROCK TAVERN. ZHYCHICK WENT ON TO SAY DON'T WORRY I'LL BE ALL RIGHT IN TIME TO WATCH THE NATHANS CONTESTS...ENDDON LERMAN WITH MAYOR BLOOMBERG AT 2003 NATHANS CITY HALL WEIGH IN
Sunday, April 01, 2007
A HAPPY PASSOVER AND EASTER TO ALL FROM THE STAFF AT MOSESNEWS.COM 
* pictured oil painting of Don Lerman as Moses
A WORD OF NOTICE FROM THE EDITOR
* pictured oil painting of Don Lerman as MosesA WORD OF NOTICE FROM THE EDITOR
ON THURSDAY EVENING DON LERMAN AND KRAZY KEVIN LIPSITZ WILL ATTEMPT THE 5 LB BURGER AT THE BLACK ROCK TAVERN IN YAPANK L.I. N. Y.
DON LERMAN SAYS HES IS ALL SET TO DESTROY THIS BURGER ALONG WITH AND EQUALLY CONFIDENT KEVIN LIPSITZ , A LARGE CROWD IS EXPECTED ON HAND TO WATCH , TH E EATING WILL BE TAPED .
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