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Its embarassing not getting into Nathans all these years because you lose the respect of your fellow eaters when you compete in other events. With the advent of blogging especially eatfeces.com, it only added to the tension, allowing anonymous idiots to butcher my name even further with callous insenstive comments. For some reason after consuming 11 hot dogs i feel like an elevator that has reached its maximum amount of passengers. Nathans is one of the hardest events to qualify for and several eaters that easily qualify for the big dance have told me they dont look forward to it. My best chance is VA but if i find out a top ranked eater is headed there, i will not only curse them out but tell them to get out and go home.
 

I sincerely wish you well and Gods speed in your quest to win a qualifier, Its a real honor to be up there on the stage at the big dance, however for me after 2001 it was all about wining a trophy at the qualifier, to me why be in a contest if you haven't got a chance winning I.E EATING 45-60 HDBS once again I feel that you can win a qualifier if you perceiver, if your going to at the ducks if I may show up to watch... you can do it!
 

I didnt see any ducks or cyclone qualifiers this year. I signed up for trump plaza , citifield and VA. Two of them offer a met game and casino gambling so i cant go wrong on those. VA is my only shot if Sonya decided to retire from the sport. I tried a practice today. First ten went down in 5 min but barely finished 4 more in the remaining 5 min and threw them all up. Its such a great feeling to rid them from your system after you eat them. With those numbers i would need very weak competition to get in . Keep trying until i get it right.